Green Pills

For some of you, you realize the importance of the "green pills" in my life. As I am someone who experiences frequent sinus colds when I am run done, I have found the answer that allows me to continue to funtion through despite being sick...yes the "green" pills. Tylonel has come out with a pill (that is green) that is made for day usage and proves to not only take my sinus headache away and keep an infection away, but also gives me clarity of mine. There are rumors of addictions to this pill, so caution is advised.

In any case, I awake in the night to a new cold and knew immediately that my Canadian green pill supply was running low. I knew I would be fine today but tomorrow to teach it was indeed a necessity that I get more. The search begun in an easy going manner as we went to Walmart. I soon became alarmed to not finding the bottle and I felt slightly panicked. The pharmacy was already closed and I could not find a knowledgeable Walmart associate, so I knew there needed to be another stop.

We proceeded to a grocery store and much to my horror, there again was no green pills. I hope I am conveying to you by this time the importance of these pills. At this point, I began considering substitute plans as I did not know how I would make it through a full day of teaching without medication. I was even considering an overnight Fed-Ex from Canada to here.

By this time it was getting late, so I decided to try one last drug store that was still open. The pharmacy was still open and after much discussion, we finally found the pills. In the United States they are behind the counter due to an increased use of this medication in the making of crystal meth! They are also not in a bottle or green here! Now, please do not get concerned about me taking these pills, they are approved and used by many but obviously they can also be used by a whole different population that I was unaware of.

In any case, I have the green pills. Note to self: I may want to stock up in Canada...